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Where is god?

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Boobanna:   What is the height of stupidity? Raamanna:   Hmm... How tall are you? Customer:   Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup.. Waiter:   Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..   Saint:   Where is god? Little Boobanna:   In our bathroom, sir! Saint:   What nonsense! Who said that? Little Boobanna:   I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

Is it really inauspicious if a cat crosses the street?!!

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●   Is it really inauspicious if a cat crosses the street?!! >> It is true!! Only if you are a mouse. ● An advertisement read like this: Are you blind?! You can't see anything?! Can't read or write anything?! Then, join the Super school for the Blind today!!