Where is god?
Boobanna: What is the height of stupidity? Raamanna: Hmm... How tall are you? Customer: Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup.. Waiter: Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it.. Saint: Where is god? Little Boobanna: In our bathroom, sir! Saint: What nonsense! Who said that? Little Boobanna: I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."