Monday, September 20, 2010

Where is god?

Boobanna: What is the height of stupidity?
Raamanna: Hmm... How tall are you?

Customer: Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup..
 Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..
Saint: Where is god?
Little Boobanna: In our bathroom, sir!
Saint: What nonsense! Who said that?
Little Boobanna: I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water? 
Little Boobanna: "HIJKLMNO". 
Teacher: What nonsense?! 
Little Boobanna: You yourself said yesterday, that it's H to O!

Boobanna's Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything! 
Little Boobanna: That's why I always say, she's a useless teacher!

Little Boobanna: Dad, teacher asked me today whether I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Boobanna's Father: That's nice of her to take such an interest.
So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, son? 
Boobanna: Nothing much.. She just said ... 'Thank goodness!'

Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
 Well, better let me have the bad news first..
 The laboratory sent me your test results... And...
...They said.. You've only 24 hours to live..
 What?! 24 hours! That's terrible, doctor!
What could be even worse? What's the very bad news?
 I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...

Police: Where the hell are you going at midnight?
Drunkard: I'm going to listen to a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Police: Who will give such a lecture at midnight, and where?
Drunkard: My wife... At my house....

One: Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
Another: No! What happened?
One: He's now being harassed by the animal rights organization for being cruel to the crocodiles.

And, the last one for today,
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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