Boobanna:What is the height of stupidity? Raamanna:Hmm... How tall are you?
Customer:Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup..
Waiter:Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..
Saint:Where is god? Little Boobanna:In our bathroom, sir! Saint:What nonsense! Who said that? Little Boobanna:I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."
Teacher:What's the chemical formula for water? Little Boobanna:"HIJKLMNO". Teacher:What nonsense?! Little Boobanna:You yourself said yesterday, that it's H to O!
Boobanna's Father:Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything! Little Boobanna:That's why I always say, she's a useless teacher!
Little Boobanna:Dad, teacher asked me today whether I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school. Boobanna's Father:That's nice of her to take such an interest.
So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, son? Boobanna:Nothing much.. She just said ... 'Thank goodness!'
Doctor:I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient:Well, better let me have the bad news first..
Doctor:The laboratory sent me your test results... And...
...They said.. You've only 24 hours to live..
Patient:What?! 24 hours! That's terrible, doctor!
What could be even worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor:I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...
Police:Where the hell are you going at midnight? Drunkard:I'm going to listen to a lecture on ill effects of drinking. Police:Who will give such a lecture at midnight, and where? Drunkard:My wife... At my house....
One:Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Another:No! What happened? One:He's now being harassed by the animal rights organization for being cruel to the crocodiles.
And, the last one for today,
Wife:If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband:I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.