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It's not good to talk while eating..

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• Student: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? Teacher: No, of course not! Now why would I do such a thing?! Student: Phew! That's a relief, I didn't do my homework. • A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.' • Two old ladies were attending a function. One leaned over the other & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.