God's Address !
What is God's Address?? But first, Eye Specialist: Read the letters on that wall. Patient: What wall!! which wall, Doctor!! >> The phone was ringing. The wife picks it up, & after a second, comes angrily to her husband>> Wife: Who the hell is Rosie?! Husband: That's.. that's.. err.. my Boss's pet dog!! Why do you ask?! Wife : Well!! your boss's pet dog has called. It wants to speak with you!! Husband: What is the problem with you?! You keep on replying "wrong number!!" to every phone call recently! Wife: They were calls from the people who gave you loans!! Shall I give you the receiver the next time someone calls?? Mother: I will give you a brand new 10 rupee note if you behave properly!! Son: I don't want the new note, but you can give me an old 50 or 100 rupe