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God's Address !

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What is God's Address?? But first, Eye Specialist: Read the letters on that wall. Patient: What wall!! which wall, Doctor!! >> The phone was ringing. The wife picks it up, & after a second, comes angrily to her husband>> Wife: Who the hell is Rosie?! Husband: That's.. that's.. err.. my Boss's pet dog!! Why do you ask?! Wife : Well!! your boss's pet dog has called. It wants to speak with you!! Husband: What is the problem with you?! You keep on replying "wrong number!!" to every phone call recently! Wife: They were calls from the people who gave you loans!! Shall I give you the receiver the next time someone calls?? Mother: I will give you a brand new 10 rupee note if you behave properly!! Son: I don't want the new note, but you can give me an old 50 or 100 rupe

It's not good to talk while eating..

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• Student: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? Teacher: No, of course not! Now why would I do such a thing?! Student: Phew! That's a relief, I didn't do my homework. • A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.' • Two old ladies were attending a function. One leaned over the other & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.

Where is god?

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Boobanna:   What is the height of stupidity? Raamanna:   Hmm... How tall are you? Customer:   Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup.. Waiter:   Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..   Saint:   Where is god? Little Boobanna:   In our bathroom, sir! Saint:   What nonsense! Who said that? Little Boobanna:   I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

Is it really inauspicious if a cat crosses the street?!!

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●   Is it really inauspicious if a cat crosses the street?!! >> It is true!! Only if you are a mouse. ● An advertisement read like this: Are you blind?! You can't see anything?! Can't read or write anything?! Then, join the Super school for the Blind today!!

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