Prahaasa

• Student: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? Teacher: No, of course not! Now why would I do such a thing?! Student: Phew! That's a relief, I didn't do my homework. • A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.' • Two old ladies were attending a function. One leaned over the other & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.

Boobanna:   What is the height of stupidity? Raamanna:   Hmm... How tall are you? Customer:   Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup.. Waiter:   Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..   Saint:   Where is god? Little Boobanna:   In our bathroom, sir! Saint:   What nonsense! Who said that? Little Boobanna:   I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

●   Is it really inauspicious if a cat crosses the street?!! >> It is true!! Only if you are a mouse. ● An advertisement read like this: Are you blind?! You can't see anything?! Can't read or write anything?! Then, join the Super school for the Blind today!!

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